Turcupcakens
Have a happy Turkey Day! I will admit that I am a looser and dread any holiday that centers itself around eating when I am not in my smallest possible jeans size. I will sit there at the table literally feeling my ass spread, forcing me to check out the J C Penny’s Black Friday sale to see if they have any horrible high waisted pants to cover my mommy lumps. I don’t even have mommy lumps, but by the end of the day tomorrow I will have convinced myself that I do. Anyway, I hope all of you better adjusted mommies have a blast while I absorb dirty glances for my sin of replacing our regular low fat pumpkin cheesecake for an even more low fat version that I will admit, just isn’t as creamy. I will however laugh at them all when I can break out my Joe’s Jeans by Christmas.
