More About My Crack
I swear I am working on something with at least a minor amount of entertainment value, but I want to add pictures so it will have to wait another night. As for today, At-man lost his certificate at school (explaining this is a whole ‘nother post), yet he did manage to get another stripe at karate. Em forgot himself and actually went along with an entire trip to Old Navy. I found a pair of jeans that fit semi-o.k. yet I am still in danger of exposing my “coin slot” if I choose to go belt-less. I got them anyway figuring I can just wear them with longer shirts. I know you are getting tired of hearing so much about my butt crack, but if fashion dictates that it stays front and center, so be it. I know, I know…I live a fascinating life.


Coin slot…rofl
Comment by Izzy — April 28, 2006 @ 9:31 am
Did you see that commercial spoof on SNL for the “coin slot” moisturizing cream? LOL. Good luck on your jeans search …
Comment by mrsfortune — April 28, 2006 @ 10:36 am
I found that after I got a HUGE tat on my back right above that area, I cared less about my crack showing- my theory being of course that my tattoo was far more distracting than my ass peeking out of my jeans. And if any one asks why I got that tattoo, that’s what I tell them: “So I stop caring if my ass crack is showing.”
Sure, it may be flawed logic, but it works!
Comment by Monkey — April 30, 2006 @ 5:23 pm