Nothing New Here

Wednesday, 5 April 2006 : Filed under: MOM

In keeping with the hipster lifestyle, I have spent tonight in a crampy ball on the couch, fast forwarding through a show I am much too hip to care about. But I did it while wearing a worn out Piggly Wiggly T-shirt and a TCB belt buckle with worn out chucks (just kidding). Yeah, I watch Idol. What can I say, I’m a dork. Mandesa (how spell?)? Who saw that coming? D and I had Bucky pegged, even thought he’s a local boy done good. I was really hoping to bid farewell to Ace, I can’t quite put my finger on it but something about him bugs the shit out of me. Anyway, now you know. Tattoos and all, I’m still a looser at heart. I had planned on catching the fast track DVR version of Idol and than laying you low with some amazing wit and wisdom but than I thought better of it and opened a bottle of Pinot. So, Cheers!

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  1. Someone recently wrote a post about how creepy Ace is and how his real name is probably Murray Pasternak and he’s a Hollywood fabrication … I canNOT remember who it was who did it!!! But it was really funny. I agree with you, he’s totally weird. And I did like Mandisa!

    Anyway, I’m new here but just saying hi.

    Comment by mrsfortune — April 6, 2006 @ 7:49 pm

  2. If you find that post you’ve got to let me know. Ace seems to be the producer’s way of trying to clone the fan base Constantine had last season. Other than a similar haircut I cannot imagine what they are thinking. Constantine actually had a personality. I don’t recall ever seeing someone looking so totally and completely vacant as Ace does. I would say he strikes me as too stupid to remember to breath but then I am reminded that he has a twin, who apparently got all of the brain cells allotted for the entire pregnancy and thus has been thrust into a life of duty, reminding his “simple minded” brother to inhale and exhale on a repeated basis. He is there for every taping after all.

    Comment by Administrator — April 6, 2006 @ 9:58 pm

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